#ny

There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#food #funny #humor #moon #food

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else. ↗

— James Thurber

#else #numbers #safety

My idol was Jack Benny and he was the master of subtlety and timing. ↗

— Don Knotts

#idol #jack #jack benny #master #subtlety

I want to woo you with food now that I've wooed you with words, song, and the magic of my interpretive dance. ↗

— Stacey Jay

#romeo #food

Its Batteries! I just know it! ↗

— Alison

#funny #humor #funny

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. ↗

— Christopher Walken

#anything #i #things #try #worry

This country is just that great that the opportunities are there for a Hispanic president, a black president or any other race for a president, yes. ↗

— Chris Tucker

#black #country #great #hispanic #just

If anyone else played Hermione, it would actually kill me. ↗

— Emma Watson

#anyone #else #hermione #kill #me

I don't compute ↗

— Marissa Meyer

#funny

I have to think as Bugs Bunny, not of Bugs Bunny. ↗

— Chuck Jones

#bunny #i #think