#ny

The world's problem is not too many people, but lack of political and economic freedom. ↗

— Julian Lincoln Simon

#economic freedom #freedom #lack #many #people

Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. ↗

— Neil Simon

#ending #entertainment #go #how #know

Anybody can do bad work, but not everybody does good work. ↗

— Paul Simon

#bad #does #everybody #good #good work

I question what emotion Manilow touches. People are entertained by him. But are they emotionally moved? I don't believe anything that Barry Manilow sings. ↗

— Paul Simon

#barry #believe #emotion #emotionally #entertained

they love their hair because they're not smart enough to love anything more interesting ↗

— John Green

#funny #hair #love #funny

The record company stay out of my way. Whenever the record is finished, they take it. ↗

— Paul Simon

#finished #out #record #record company #stay

I study men like I study books: I skim their midsections. ↗

— Bauvard

#character #funny #humor #weight #funny

You're on a road show with your penis, and trust me, I'm the last person who wants to get in your way. But I'm telling you, operation occupy-my-vagina is a no-go for the evening. ↗

— Addison Moore

#funny

I would be willing to do almost anything to make Art happy. I care about our friendship. The only thing I won't do is change the essence of my work. ↗

— Paul Simon

#almost #anything #art #care #change

Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny absolutely cannot be trusted. I think it's like a law of nature. ↗

— Stephen King

#humor #movies #funny