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I'm sarcastic and facetious. It's hard to find those people on the first encounter. I can be nice, but I don't want nice friends. I want funny, gregarious, sarcastic, and smart friends. It's so nice to hear you're not alone.


Bertsche


#funny

Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.


Alyxandra Harvey


#funny #lucy #over-protective #funny

With the Book hitching rides, hiding on people, guess we’re all going to be dressing like skanks for a while, huh? Skintight or skin. Dude, everybody’s everything’s gonna be hanging out, and some o’ those fat chicks at the abbey are gonna gross my eyeballs right outta my head. Muffin tops and camel toes, gah!


Karen Marie Moning


#funny #funny

...Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff?" - Aunt Edna


Janet Evanovich


#funny

That is a horrid temptation to put before a man who is forbidden to make vigorous movements,” he said. “Is it really?” she said. “No wonder Miles did not approve. He looked daggers at me.” “Maybe his face froze that way,” Rupert said. “He was looking daggers at me a few hours ago. Do you think he suspects?” “I think he knows ,” she said. “I’m glad I don’t have a sister,” he said. “I should have to get over my aversion to killing people.” -Rupert and Daphne


Loretta Chase


#mr-impossible #rupert #funny

Screw you! You're a crappy best friend!!!


Jenny Han


#funny

It means you got your glow on." He smiled, hovering right alongside me. "It means you're on your way.


Alyson Noel


#funny #glow #funny

Her accent's funny, different from mine, different from anyone in Prentisstown's. Her lips make different kinds of outlines for the letters, like they're swooping down on them from above, pushing them into shape, telling them what to say. In Prentisstown, everyone talks like they're sneaking up on their words, ready to club them from behind.


Patrick Ness


#dialect #language #funny

I never got to take Agatha to the prom. I never took anybody. At the time I was OK with going alone, but now it pisses me off. Since even Sam said no to me, and Sam was the school’s only hermaphrodite, I decided to wear a tuxedo dress. I was prepared to dance with myself all night long. I wore roller skates to the dance, both as a fashion statement and as a means of transportation.


Jarod Kintz


#prom #funny

It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog.


Holly Hood


#irony #sarcasm #funny






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