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If it weren't for dreams," he said. "I wouldn't know half the things I know about the future. They're better than Olympus tabloids." He cleared his throat then held up his hands dramatically: "Dreams like a podcast, Downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff" "Apollo?" I guessed, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad. He put his finger to his lips, "[Shh] I'm incognito. Call me Fred. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#beast #fred #funny #haiku #percy

He watched in awe as she stacked up an enormous armload of music. "There," she finished, slapping Frank Zappa's Greatest Hits on top of the pile. "That should do for a start." "You are a music lover," said the wide-eyed cashier. "No, I'm a kleptomaniac." And she dashed out the door. He was so utterly shocked that it took him a moment to run after her. With a meaningful nod in the direction of the astounded Cahills, she barreled down the cobblestone street with her load. "Fermati!" shouted the cashier, scrambling in breathless pursuit. Nellie let a few CDs drop and watched with satisfaction over her shoulder as the clerk stopped to pick them up. The trick would be to keep the chase going just long enough for Amy and Dan to search Disco Volante. Yikes, she reflected suddenly, I'm starting to think like a Cahill.... And if she was nuts enough to hang around this family, it was only going to get worse. ↗


— Gordon Korman


#humor #family

Ah, i just know. That's my talent, if you were wondering. I just know things." She rolled her eyes, but she was grinning. "What a unique talent" "I know. I amaze myself ↗


— Jennifer L. Armentrout


#dawson #shadows #talent

I wouldn’t really know too much about pressure. I stay away from it like snow in the Sahara. That reminds me, isn’t it funny how an adage might get lost in cultural translation? For instance, take the saying, “Don’t eat yellow snow.” Well, try telling that to a Bedouin who’s never left the desert and has never seen pictures of other climates. You might have to rephrase it to, “Never eat yellow sand,” which is sort of silly. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#desert #funny #humor #pressure #surreal

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. ↗


— Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart


#attention #blame #feelings #follow #i

they do have these things called bookstores there. I've heard tell that if you give them money, they let you leave with a book. ↗


— Lauren Morrill


#funny

Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? ↗


— Bruce Coville


#education #funny #humor #humour #learning

The advantage of beating a mute is he can't tell on you. ↗


— Thomas Harris


#silence #testimony #abuse

Perhaps no place in any community is so totally democratic as the town library. The only entrance requirement is interest. ↗


— Lady Bird Johnson


#community #democratic #entrance #interest #library

I will never fit in because I wasn't meant to ↗


— Cher Lloyd


#random #funny






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