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Considering the number of ghastly love poems that had been written and which seemed fairly clearly a waste of everyone's time, Jonathan couldn't help but be surprised that coffee hadn't been thus immortalized. ↗


— James P. Blaylock


#humor #poetry #love

Humility is more powerful than egoistic pride. Water is more powerful than the strongest cliff and Love is more powerful than might. ↗


— Shri Radhe Maa


#meditation #quotes-and-saying #quotes-of-life #radhey-ma #shri-radhe-maa-official-blog

Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee. ↗


— Rory Bremner


#going #into #like #now #politics

They say that time heals all wounds. I've never believed that. Time may dampen the severity of a wound, but no true wound is ever completely healed. A scar lasts forever no matter how much Mederma you lather on it. The memory of a tattoo will be there long after you've had it burnt off. ↗


— Jamie Schoffman


#jamie-schoffman #not-all-out-of-love #wounds #inspirational

Your job is to be the hardest motherfucker in your platoon," he said while pointing at me across the desk. "Do that, and everything else will fall into place." He added that I was assigned to Bravo Company, call sign Hitman, and wished me luck. ↗


— Nathaniel Fick


#marines #officer #inspirational

I cleaned the shit off my pink high-tops and drove home, stopping for an espresso at the coffeehouse across from the college. Men and women were hunched over copies of Jean Paul Sartre and writing in their journals. Most wore the thin-rimmed tortoiseshell glasses favored by intellectuals. Their clothes were faded to a precisely fashionable degree; you can buy them that way from catalogs now, new clothes processed to look old. The intellectuals looked at me in my overalls the way such people inevitably look at farmers. I dumped a lot of sugar in my espresso and sipped it delicately at a corner table near the door. I looked at them the way farmers look at intellectuals. ↗


— Mary Rose O'Reilley


#coffee #farmers #fashion #intellectuals #spirituality

Feeling sorry for yourself is a universal solvent of salvation. ↗


— Paul Hoffman


#cale #feel #four #god #greatest

She respected her husband in the same way as she respected the General Post Office, as something large, secure and fixed: and though she knew the small number of his talents she appreciated his abstract value as a male. ↗


— James Joyce


#post-office #respect #women #men

Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I prepared two officially romantic meals. Both of them were such disasters that he begs me never to go into the kitchen again. ↗


— Rebecca Romijn


#begs #both #cook #dating #disasters






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