#ok

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense. ↗

— Chelsea Handler

#i #i love #joke #love #make

I'm not interested in doing something edgy with a capital E just so everyone knows, 'Oh, OK, now he's showing us he can do edgy.' ↗

— Tom Hanks

#doing #edgy #everyone #i #interested

Books give not wisdom where none was before. But where some is, there reading makes it more. ↗

— Elizabeth Hardwick

#books #give #makes #more #none

There are very important and practical issues raised by following this alternative route which says, let's look to material conditions, to the systems of production, to the needs that human beings have, and to competing alternative solutions to the satisfaction of those needs. ↗

— Marvin Harris

#beings #competing #conditions #following #human

Why do you need to do a fancy cartwheel for before you hit him? It just looks stupid. ↗

— Owen Hart

#fancy #him #hit #just #looks

Comic timing... is how to have a relationship with the camera and deal with the camera without looking like you are. ↗

— Colleen Haskell

#comic #deal #how #like #looking

I'd like to change my butt. It hangs a little too long. God forbid what it will look like when I'm older. It will probably be dragging along on the ground behind me. ↗

— Teri Hatcher

#behind #change #dragging #forbid #god

Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not. ↗

— Vaclav Havel

#anyone #consistently #does #himself #laugh

From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot before the other. But when books are opened you discover that you have wings. ↗

— Helen Hayes

#books #discover #foot #how #laughter

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny! ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#came #cloud #funny #head #joke