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Good kitchens are not about size; they are about ergonomics and light.


Nigel Slater


#food #kitchens #food

It’s 3:32, and I need just one more ingredient to finish baking 3:33. Would you prefer the AM or the PM piece?



Jarod Kintz


#cooking #food #ingredients #nonsense #time

To speak only of food inspections: the United States currently imports 80% of its seafood, 32% of its fruits and nuts, 13% of its vegetables, and 10% of its meats. In 2007, these foods arrived in 25,000 shipments a day from about 100 countries. The FDA was able to inspect about 1% of these shipments, down from 8% in 1992. In contrast, the USDA is able to inspect 16% of the foods under its purview. By one assessment, the FDA has become so short-staffed that it would take the agency 1,900 years to inspect every foreign plant that exports food to the United States.


Marion Nestle


#food #food-inspection #food-safety #the-fda-is-a-joke #food

Hey, ants!" she shouted. "Please help. Anteater is very hungry, but cannot find any food.


Emlyn Chand


#birds #children #children-s-books #emlyn-chand #evolved-publishing

Her cuisine is limited but she has as good an idea of breakfast as a Scotchwoman." [Sherlock Holmes, on Mrs. Hudson's cooking.]


Arthur Conan Doyle


#cooking #cuisine #food #limitations #scotch

Somewhere close behind air and water is the need for food.


L.J. Martin


#cookbooks #cooking #food

Bought marmalade? Oh dear, I call that very feeble.


Julian Fellowes


#food #marmalade #food

If God had created celery, it would only have two stalks, because that's the most that almost any recipe ever calls for.


skint foodie


#food #food

I am more of an herb guy than a spice guy. It comes back to a certain conservatism I have regarding food. The French are not big on spices; they use more herbs. I know the spices used in European cooking and use them in moderation. I am not going to serve a dish that is wildly nutmegged!" David Waltuck, Chanterelle NYC


Karen Page


#herbs #spices #food

His high spiced wares were made to sell, and they sold; and his thousands of readers could as rationally charge their delight in filth upon him, as a glutton can shift upon his cook the responsibility of his beastly excess.


Charles Dickens


#food #newspaper #readers #responsibilty #food






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