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What do you want, MacGuffin, a duel?” “No.” Julian held out both hands, one palm flat, the other held over it in a fist. “Rock, paper, scissors. Two out of three.” Ty rolled his eyes and held out his fist, apparently willing to play. Julian hit his palm three times, and Ty kept time with his fist in the air. But when Julian threw a paper, Ty reached into his jacket with his other hand and pulled his gun, aiming it at Julian. “Ty!” Zane said in exasperation from the front seat. “Glock, paper, scissors. I win.” “You are an ass,” Julian muttered. ↗


— Abigail Roux


#julian-cross #m-m-romance #snark #suspense #ty-grady

Today is your special day, even if today might be tomorrow to an Australian. And even though you’re not Australian, it doesn’t negate the fact that today may or may not be tomorrow. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #motivation #today #tomorrow #funny

If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using two forks. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#chopsticks #funny #piano #random #funny

Did he teach you how to bore you opponents to sleep? Because I think I missed that lesson - Allie ↗


— Julie Kagawa


#funny-comebacks #funny

Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ascanio #awesome #church #funny #hilarious

Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. “Narcissus is a loser! He’s so weak, he can’t bench-press a Kleenex. He’s so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it’s got a picture of Narcissus—only the picture’s so ugly, no one ever checks it out. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#leo-valdez #funny

You certainly do heal fast. But you'll still have some impressive bruises, so if I were you I'd avoid your father for the rest of the night." "I'll just tell him you abuse me," Helen said with a shrug. She jumped off the examining table. "And I'll tell him you like it," he teased back. ↗


— Josephine Angelini


#lucas #romance-funny #funny

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. ↗


— Criss Jami


#arrogance #arrogant #boasting #bragging #challenges

The police called it choking, but I called it a two-handed neck hug. That’s how I knew she really loved me. 
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— Jarod Kintz


#attempted-murder #authorities #choke #choking #crime

My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica? 
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— Jarod Kintz


#accompany #bizarre #funny #harmonica #humor






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