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#piano

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Liberace was certainly master and commander of the ivories ~ he is the only pianist I can watch or listen to without suffering a case of 'Stagefright Sympathy Sickness'.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#concerts #entertainers #entertainment #funny #gifted-people

Dear Hope, I NEVER thought Id see the day when two of your daily e-mails sandwiched a message from none other than PAUL PARLIPIANO. My crush to end all crushes! Gay man of my dreams! OOOH!


Megan McCafferty


#funny #gay #jessica-darling #paul-parlipiano #dreams

If a piano fell from the sky, my first reaction would be, Oh my God! I hope it didn’t crush my bag of chips I left lying on the ground.


Jarod Kintz


#piano #random #funny

If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using two forks.


Jarod Kintz


#chopsticks #funny #piano #random #funny

I want to be in the Guinness Book of World Record’s for something ridiculous like juggling poison-tipped porcupines, playing the piano blindfolded while tightrope walking in tights, or throwing a rubber ball in a circular rim adorned with a dangling white nylon net.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #guinness-book-of-world-records #piano #funny

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.


Edith Sitwell


#i #i wish #incompetent #pianos #put

I know a flute player is technically called a "flautist," but something about it sounds a little sketchy, as does "pianist," so I will refrain.


Julie Halpern


#flautist #flute #geek #humor #music

Love isn’t stackable and interlocking, like boxes or Legos. Love is like a one-legged man standing on a three-legged chair that is placed on top of a two-legged piano. I should know, because I’m the guy trying to tune that piano, fix that chair, and affix a prosthetic leg to that guy—who happens to be my piano teacher. Mr. Balloonky, you get down from there now!



Jarod Kintz


#fix #furniture #interlocking #lego #legos

Everybody told me this 'girl on the piano' thing was never going to work.


Tori Amos


#piano #music

Play always as if in the presence of a master.


Robert Schumann


#performing #piano #music






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