#om

I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school secretary so that I could get some of my friends out of detention. ↗

— Luke Perry

#detention #fake #friends #get #gun

It takes a week to do a sitcom in Hollywood. I do a show a day in my studio, three or four shows a week. ↗

— Tyler Perry

#four #hollywood #i #i do #show

The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers. ↗

— Matthew Perry

#couple #diane #gone #got #happy

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible. ↗

— Matthew Perry

#humanly #i #possible #room #silence

Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing. ↗

— Matthew Perry

#everybody #guy #much #says #thing

I can tell if someone is talking to me because I'm on "Friends" or cause they just think I'm neat. You know I don't think I've ever spent more than five or ten minutes with somebody who was ogling me because they recognized me from the show. ↗

— Matthew Perry

#cause #ever #five #friends #i

When a criminal breaks into your home I'll let the liberals call the lawyer. I'm going to call Smith & Wesson. ↗

— Rick Perry

#breaks #call #criminal #going #home

I always say that as a Christian I cannot find any passage in the Gospels in which Jesus condemned homosexuality. ↗

— Troy Perry

#any #cannot #christian #condemned #find

I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating. ↗

— Rachel Perry

#every #i #i think #liberating #one-night

David Bowie was awesome the easiest, coolest interview I have ever done. ↗