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I suppose I knew on an intellectual level that graves weren't especially made for getting out of. I mean, you start with a hermetically sealed casket and then you dump six feet of dirt on top of it. Over time the earth gets compacted, which can't make it easy to dig through. So even if you're a very angry and determined zombie, you've kind of got your work cut out for you just escaping from the grave. Which was, I suppose, why we got hit with an initial wave of zombie bugs, birds and rodents. I bet some people would say if you've never picked undead mosquitoes out of your teeth, you've never lived. Under that definition, I'd be just as happy to have not lived, thanks. ↗


— C.E. Murphy


#zombies #humor

What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip! ↗


— Diana Rowland


#vaginal-fantasy #zombies #life

Zombies are the liberal nightmare. Here you have the masses, whom you would love to love, appearing at your front door with their faces falling off; and you’re trying to be as humane as you possibly can, but they are, after all, eating the cat. And the fear of mass activity, of mindlessness on a national scale, underlies my fear of zombies. ↗


— Clive Barker


#zombies #love

Whip," Walter echoed. "So there's an iPhone app for fighting zombies. Interesting. ↗


— Amelia Beamer


#zombies #love

Each time a girl approached the table, Mortimer would smile. Like this: And each time the girl would shriek and run away. ↗


— Kelly DiPucchio


#love #smiles #zombies #love

When she had died, his anchor was gone and the world had burned from his untethered insanity. ↗


— Cedric Nye


#arizona #horror #insanity #love #love-lost

This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be that guy. ↗


— Holly Black


#movie-reference #zombies #movies

Who knew death could lead to an eating disorder? ↗


— Corey Redekop


#humor #humour #monsters #zombies #death

Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?" "Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are." "What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?" "Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #joke #mummies #sarcasm #vampire

Hey, Ms. P," Tad called, "what's going on?" She let out a slow breath before she answered. "You won't believe this... Brian Murrey tried to eat Scott Morgan." Nick's eyes widened at the unexpected explanation. Had he heard that right? ↗


— Sherrilyn Kenyon


#nick #odd #strange #weird #zombies






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