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Anyone who thinks there's safety in numbers hasn't looked at the stock market pages. ↗

— Irene Peter

#anyone #hasn #looked #market #numbers

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#make #right #three #try #two

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#always #done #feel #fool #friend

When you're comfortable with someone, you don't look for anyone else. ↗

— Daniela Pestova

#comfortable #else #look #someone #you

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#economist #expert #happen #know #predicted

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#american #changed #child #force #immovable

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#beholder #competence #contact #eye #eye of the beholder

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#defends #long #lost #past #quo

If I had eyebrows like two rainbows, I’d probably make love like a leprechaun. But it’s cool, because with that pot of gold, I’d have plenty of money to pay the prostitute.
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— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #eyebrows #funny #gold #humor

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#fortune #knocks #misfortune #more #much