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You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race. ↗


— George Bernard Shaw


#human race #knock #never #out #patriotism

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way. ↗


— Tina Fey


#work #talent

Those who create are rare; those who cannot are numerous. Therefore, the latter are stronger. ↗


— Coco Chanel


#create #latter #numerous #rare #stronger

A little learning is a dangerous thing. Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian Spring; There shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again. ↗


— Alexander Pope


#learning #poetry #sophomoric #criticism

I wouldn’t really know too much about pressure. I stay away from it like snow in the Sahara. That reminds me, isn’t it funny how an adage might get lost in cultural translation? For instance, take the saying, “Don’t eat yellow snow.” Well, try telling that to a Bedouin who’s never left the desert and has never seen pictures of other climates. You might have to rephrase it to, “Never eat yellow sand,” which is sort of silly. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#desert #funny #humor #pressure #surreal

May night continue to fall upon the orchestra ↗


— André Breton


#orchestra #surrealism #surreal

Never argue with the surreal; there's no winning against irrationality. ↗


— Kate Griffin


#surreal

Remember, remember the Fifth of November, The Gunpowder Treason and Plot, I know of no reason Why the gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot. Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t’was his intent To blow up the King and Parli’ment. Three-score barrels of powder below To prove old England’s overthrow; By God’s providence he was catch’d With a dark lantern and burning match. Holloa boys, holloa boys, let the bells ring. Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King! ↗


— Alan Moore


#gunpowder #king #november #treason #english

Tom said to himself that it was not such a hollow world, after all. He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it -- namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain. If he had been a great and wise philosopher, like the writer of this book, he would now have comprehended that Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and that Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. And this would help him to understand why constructing artificial flowers or performing on a tread-mill is work, while rolling ten-pins or climbing Mont Blanc is only amusement. There are wealthy gentlemen in England who drive four-horse passenger-coaches twenty or thirty miles on a daily line, in the summer, because the privilege costs them considerable money; but if they were offered wages for the service, that would turn it into work and then they would resign. ↗


— Mark Twain


#money

If I had been an Italian I am sure that I should have been whole-heartedly with you from the start to finish in your triumphant struggle against the bestial appetites and passions of Leninism." (Speech in Rome on 20 January, 1927, praising Mussolini) ↗


— Winston Churchill


#fascism #history #italy #lenin #politics






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