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Everyone praises the endurance of the ascetic, but no one appreciates the stamina of the hedonist. To laugh until the throat burns and smoke a cigar to soothe it, to black out but not pass out, to love without climax, to be immortal in the moment – what stoic has such fortitude? ↗

— Bauvard

#hedonism #humor #pleasure #stoicism #funny

We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters. ↗

— Sandra Chami Kassis

#humor #ideas #mind-power #revolution #sarcasm

Some things just scrape my spine! ↗

— Brick Marlin

#humor

You can't make footprints in the sand of time if you're sitting on your butt, and who wants to make buttprints in the sand of time? ↗

— Bob Moawad

#humor #inspirational #time #humor

Gods play games with the fates of men. But first they have to get all the pieces on the board and look all over the place for the dice. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

Here lies one who knew how to get around him men who were cleverer than himself ↗

— Andrew Carnegie

#inspirational #humor

He groaned slightly and winced like Prometheus watching his vulture dropping in for lunch. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#humor

Sylvie had an amazing life, but she didn't get to live it very often. ↗

— Roderick Townley

#humor #humor

Sometimes it’s better to fail with pride, than to succeed at a price ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

#humour #life #philosophy #success #wisdom

The world requires me to re-write its wretched dialogue! ↗

— Richard Greenberg

#humor #writing #humor