#ow

Every good act is charity. A man's true wealth hereafter is the good that he does in this world to his fellows. ↗

— Moliere

#charity #does #every #fellows #good

The interesting thing about Bettie Page that I discovered was to leave the mystery. She always retained a little mystery. Let there be some unknowns. ↗

— Gretchen Mol

#always #discovered #i #interesting #interesting thing

I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it - I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#happy #how #humour #i #i think

I think training in comedy, as it were, a history writing comedy, is a powerful tool for anyone. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#comedy #history #i #i think #powerful

When you're surrounded by friends and exes, there's a whole lot of stuff that starts crawling out. But however serious and traumatic those experiences may be to the participant, to the onlooker they're hilarious. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#experiences #friends #hilarious #however #lot

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#day #how #hung #know #movie

But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#comedian #i #kind #like #off

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#enjoy #golf #hate #how #i

I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#back #baseball #designated #enough #everyone

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#know #seats #sucks #team #you