#paraphrase

It is a truth universally acknowledged that one only comes up with clever, cutting remarks long after the other party is happily slumbering away. ↗

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single girl of high standing at Longbourn Academy must be in want of a prom date. ↗

If you don't know where you're going, any road'll take you there ↗

It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces. ↗

Familiarity breeds complacency. ↗

Today is the last day of some of your life. Don't waste it." quote from Tara Daniels ↗

The unexamined life is not worth living, but the unlived life is not worth examining. ↗

Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness. ↗

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure ↗

It is a truth universally acknowledge that there will always be a gentleman to dance with, except at just the moment when you require one most. ↗