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You can't just give a speech and expect people to fall down and agree with you.


Hillary Clinton


#down #expect #fall #give #just

Vision is perhaps our greatest strength... it has kept us alive to the power and continuity of thought through the centuries, it makes us peer into the future and lends shape to the unknown.


Li Ka Shing


#centuries #continuity #future #greatest #greatest strength

A year ago I had a back injury and followed a good nutrition program to help speed up my recovery. I focused on exercise and staying healthy in order to get back out on the ice.


Sasha Cohen


#ago #back #exercise #focused #followed

Which way did they go, Peeves?" Filch was saying. "Quick, tell me." "Say 'please.'" "Don't mess with me, Peeves, now where did they go?" "Shan't say nothing if you don't say please," said Peeves in his annoying singsong voice. "All right- PLEASE." "NOTHING! Ha haaa! Told you I wouldn't say nothing if you didn't say please! Ha ha! Haaaaaa!" And they heard the sound of Peeves whooshing away and Filch cursing in rage.


J.K. Rowling


#funny #harry-potter #humor #peeves #please

Try not thinking of peeling an orange. Try not imagining the juice running down your fingers, the soft inner part of the peel. The smell. Try and you can't. The brain doesn't process negatives.


Doug Coupland


#down #fingers #imagining #inner #juice

Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.


Doug Coupland


#clueless #dating #financial #people #seminars

I've got 911 on speed dial.


Doug Coupland


#got #i #speed

The standing orders of the Parliamentary Party, however, apply to me, apply to every other Member of the Parliamentary Labour Party and they put into a context the way in which those rights to freedom of speech should be exercised.


Ron Davies


#context #every #exercised #freedom #freedom of speech

There are certain things I can't do, certain pitches I can't hit. You stay away from them. You try to wait for pitches you can hit. The bat speed isn't what it used to be. You make up for it by using your head, working counts, getting ahead in counts and getting pitches to hit and hitting them hard.


Chili Davis


#away #bat #certain #certain things #counts

I'm being compared to the impossible. I never saw Mays, Aaron or Clemente play. What about the people I face every day? Tim Raines is the best? Mattingly is the best? Why not compare me to my peers?


Eric Davis


#about #being #best #compare #compared






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