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#politics

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #politics




Politics is never about the people. It's about money. And wars. And how many heads you can step on and bodies you can step over. And I'm just not that kind of person. ↗


— Gary Coleman


#bodies #heads #how #i #just

We're allowed to have had a private life before politics in which we make mistakes and do things we should not. ↗


— David Dimbleby


#before #had #life #make #mistakes

The Obamas, especially Michelle, have radiated the sense that Americans do not appreciate what they sacrifice by living in a gilded cage. They've forgotten Rule No. 1 of politics: No one sheds tears for anyone lucky enough to live at the White House. ↗


— Maureen Dowd


#appreciate #cage #enough #especially #forgotten

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did. ↗


— Jimmy Durante


#developing #did #ever #more #politics

What is more comforting to the terrorists around the world: the failure to pass the 9/11 legislation because we lacked 'a majority of the majority,' or putting aside partisan politics to enact tough new legislation with America's security foremost in mind? ↗


— Rahm Emanuel


#around #aside #because #comforting #enact

For if you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners to be corrupted from their infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded from this, but that you first make thieves and then punish them. ↗


— Thomas More


#manners #politics #punishment #scapegoats #thieves

Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you're under pressure. ↗


— Al Franken


#been #being #comedian #comedy #communicating

Anyone who says that economic security is a human right, has been to much babied. While he babbles, other men are risking and losing their lives to protect him. They are fighting the sea, fighting the land, fighting disease and insects and weather and space and time, for him, while he chatters that all men have a right to security and that some pagan god—Society, The State, The Government, The Commune—must give it to them. Let the fighting men stop fighting this inhuman earth for one hour, and he will learn how much security there is. ↗


— Rose Wilder Lane


#ethics #freedom #individual-rights #ownership #philosophy

I love this sport and I don't want to get involved in politics. ↗


— Sete Gibernau


#i #i love #involved #love #politics

Abraham Lincoln did not shoot John Wilkes Booth. Titanic did not sink a North Atlantic iceberg. And Fox News is neither fair nor balanced. These are simple historical facts intelligible to all adults, most children, and some of your more discerning domesticated animals. But not... to Bill O ↗


— Keith Olbermann


#politics #humor






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