#pregnant

Without Khomeini, we would not be where we are. What a pity that, when pregnant with him, his mother did not choose to have an abortion. ↗

— Oriana Fallaci

#choose #did #him #his #khomeini

There's no such thing as second class citizenship. That's like telling me you can be a little bit pregnant. ↗

— H. Rap Brown

#citizenship #class #like #little #little bit

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant. ↗

— Johnny Knoxville

#down #finally #girlfriend #got #me

One thing that happens when you're pregnant is that as your stomach starts to stretch. It itches! So I have to keep my belly really lubricated. Every morning, there's a buttering ceremony after I get out of the shower. It's really like basting a turkey with body butter. ↗

— Padma Lakshmi

#belly #body #butter #ceremony #every

We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son. ↗

— Dave Lombardo

#baby #birth #clash #could #enough

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'. ↗

— Dean Martin

#goodbye #got #hear #hello #house

You know, when I eat three peas, I'm pregnant. When I visit a city, I'm buying a house. ↗

— Vanessa Paradis

#city #eat #house #i #know

When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch. ↗

— Amy Poehler

#doing #every #giant #like #pregnant

At only 20 years old I got married. I was still a kid myself, but in those times, if you got someone pregnant, you had no choice but to get married. So I left school and the only thing I could do was sing. ↗

— David Soul

#could #get #get married #got #had

A mother of six would know what it means to be busy. How a five-year-old got pregnant, with sextuplets no less, is a mystery to me. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#pregnant #business