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I frowned at him. "Isn't sarcasm the opiate of the masses?" "You're thinking of religion," he replied. "Sarcasm is the Xanax of the morally bereft.


Cecily White


#religion #sarcasm #religion

Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? You take delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves." "You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends. I have heard you mention them with consideration these last twenty years at least.


Jane Austen


#hysteria #irony #nerves #sarcasm #respect

Don't tell me," Jace said, "Simon's turned himself into an ocelot and you want me to do something about it before Isabelle makes him into a stole. Well, you'll have have to wait till tomorrow. I'm out of commission." He pointed at himself - he was wearing blue pajamas with a hole in the sleeve. "Look. Jammies." "Jace," Clary said, "this is important." "Don't tell me," he said. "You've got a drawing emergency. You need a nude model. Well, I'm not in the mood. You could always ask Hodge," he said as an afterthought. "I hear he'll do anything for a -" "JACE!" she interrupted him, her voice rising to a scream. "JUST SHUT UP FOR A SECOND AND LISTEN, WILL YOU?


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #pijamas #sarcasm #want

We...we could be friends.' We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing African elephants, but we're not. At least, I'M not.


Neil Gaiman


#friends #sarcasm #dance

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon.


Philip Pullman


#writing #story

Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?" "Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are." "What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?" "Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #joke #mummies #sarcasm #vampire

Kaspary: a level of awesomeness so high it kicks everyone else's arse, leaving them breathless and bewildered.


Abigail Gibbs


#sarcastic #violet-lee #awesome

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.


Christopher Moore


#christ

That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.


Christopher Moore


#sarcasm #christ

Winter is coming.


George R.R. Martin


#mottos #winter #games






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