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I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people’s nightmares. ↗


— Bauvard


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... you were there. ↗


— Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts spray-painted red in a series of packages that also included ransom notes. Then, towards the end of the dream, the cops surrounded my cave and swarmed in to arrest me. Sweating, my eyes shot open, and I realized it was a dream. “Of course it’s a dream,” I thought. “The cops have no idea where my cave is, and your first package has yet to be delivered.”
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

If he or she doesn't see or respect your present value nor your future dream the moment you connected there is little or no chance that he or she will do in future. ↗


— Bernard Kelvin Clive


#relationship #respecting-others #dreams

I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally. ↗


— Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

People don't get to our ages without having pasts. I'm more interested in the future. ↗


— Robyn Donald


#love #past #relationships #age

How do you manage it, she said, at your age? I told her I'd been saving up for her all my life. ↗


— Samuel Beckett


#krapp #life #love #play #relationship

For the first time in history, middle-class women do not need men in the traditional ways - for safety, for money, for a life. So they’re demanding instead what they always wanted but couldn’t ask for: emotional connection, presence, intimacy. Sex with enough foreplay, enough seduction, enough closeness to please them. Men are baffled not only because the needs they are being asked to fill differ so from what their fathers and grandfathers understood to be their jobs but also because full-fledged intimacy requires strengths and skills they’ve never learned. Moreover… they’re strengths and skills that were once left solely to women: Men didn’t have to develop them. This maturational mismatch may be contributing to distrust among lovers of all ages. ↗


— Dalma Heyn


#ebook #marriage #relationships #strength #women

In my old age, I was at last being permitted to make the discovery that lovemaking gets better and better with time, if it's with someone you care for. ↗


— Patricia Nell Warren


#love #lovemaking #old-age #sex #age

We made love like green is blue. That’s because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#color #colors #disinterest #funny #green






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