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And I'm not saying it's a bad song, you know, or anything like that. All I'm saying is that if you get, I don't know, a broom, say, and dip it in some brake fluid, put the other end up my arse, stick me on a trampoline in a moving lift, and I would write a better song on the walls. That's all I'm saying. ↗


— Dylan Moran


#dylan #funk-soul-brother #humor #humour #moran

I just peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already somebody in the bathtub.
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— Jarod Kintz


#bathtub #humor #pee #sink #humor

Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.
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— Jarod Kintz


#cat #cats #clean #floor #funny

Spending one’s last moments prostrated before the toilet is the supreme act of repentance. It allows one to relieve a heavy inner burden. ↗


— Bauvard


#confession #funny #humor #prostration #toilet

You took advantage of me while I was sleeping," she said breathlessly. "That's not fair." Gentry's hand moved over her hip in a slow circle."I seldom play fair. It's usually easier to cheat." A sudden laugh bubbled in Lottie's throat. "You are the most shameless man I've ever encountered." "Probably," he conceded, pushing her hair aside and lowering his smiling mouth to the back of her neck. ↗


— Lisa Kleypas


#naughty-funny #funny

Fredrick gazed into the deep blue eyes of Jackson for a few seconds before answering. “I’d like the best room in the hotel.”
 “We have hundreds of rooms here, and all of them are the best.”
 “How can they all be number one? Only one can be number one.”
 “Ah, this is true. And this is false. What’s the best to you may be worst to someone else. Since every room here is completely different, each room is number one to someone, even if that same room is number two to someone else.”
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— Jarod Kintz


#competition #customer-service #funny #guest-service #hospitality

Mr Lorry asks the witness questions: Ever been kicked? Might have been. Frequently? No. Ever kicked down stairs? Decidedly not; once received a kick at the top of a staircase, and fell down stairs of his own accord. ↗


— Charles Dickens


#dickens #humor #lie #witness #humor

The dinosaurs died so that chat rooms may flourish ↗


— Tom Robbins


#dinosaurs #fossil-fuels #home

Room service? Send up a larger room." [A Night at the Opera] ↗


— Groucho Marx


#hotels #humor #room-service #humor

I'm a registered Republican, I only seem liberal because I believe that hurricanes are caused by high barometric pressure and not gay marriage. ↗


— Aaron Sorkin


#liberal #republican #the-newsroom #humor






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