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To some I am known as Chief. And these are usually people who work in Radio Shack or try to sell me shoes. To others I am known as Buddy. These are people who dwell in bars and wonder if I’ve got a problem or what it is that I am “looking at.” And to still others, who are in that same bar, standing just off to the side, I am “Get Him!


Demetri Martin


#humor #names #salesmen #humor

A brick could be used to increase your annual sales. But before you can sell, you’ve got to buy. For just $9.99 I’ll show you how a common brick can transform you into an uncommon salesman. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #buy

Excellent posture is the most important personality trait in an effective salesman. It allows him to pass for a vertebrate.


Bauvard


#humor #personality #posture #salesmen #vertebrates

A man with nothing to sell is the most unprincipled of self-promoters. The only thing of value he has to offer a woman is his clothes.


Bauvard


#humor #nudity #principles #salesmen #self-promotion

Also a portion of my sales go directly to Greenpeace.


Rick Danko


#directly #go #greenpeace #portion #sales

I expect the worst both from reviewers and sales and then, with any luck, I may be proved wrong.


Antony Beevor


#both #expect #i #luck #may

Well all the big companies are really panicked by the internet thing and all that, and sales went down, although sales have gone up again in this country a bit and also the big companies, because they're so big, they need big sales really so they're not really interested.


Jack Bruce


#also #although #because #big #big companies

The very quick and high sales of the book caught us off guard, but fortunately we got the second edition from the printers at the end of last week and the shops should now be stocked again.


Hansie Cronje


#book #caught #edition #end #fortunately

Brick and mortar businesses - and the communities that depend on them - cannot continue to bear an unfair sales tax burden from which their on-line competitors are effectively exempt.


Bill Delahunt


#brick #burden #businesses #cannot #communities

Uncollected sales taxes on Internet purchases cost the states more than $16 billion in 2001.


Bill Delahunt


#cost #internet #more #purchases #sales






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