#scratch

I only scream and scratch when something's only 'really good' or 'good', I want to be great, or let's go home. ↗

— Jeremy Renner

#go home #good #great #home #i

My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time. ↗

— Julia Roberts

#bread #butter #did #does #everything

Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public. ↗

— Tom Walsh

#certain things #humor #itch #public #results

Scratch a Yale man with both hands and you'll be lucky to find a coast-guard. Usually you find nothing at all. ↗

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

#find #hands #lucky #man #nothing

Some people are probably scratching their heads and saying, How did that happen? That's because some of the media didn't give the public the full story. ↗

— Tito Jackson

#did #full #give #happen #heads

My first course came and I put down my book, and I just happened to put up my hand to scratch my head and discovered that my toupee had been blown by the wind and was folded over backwards on the top of my head! ↗

— Derek Jacobi

#been #blown #book #came #course

My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. ↗

— Molly Sims

#cake #every #makes #me #mom

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#fatherhood #great #ruin #scratch #someone

Writers always say, 'I always knew I wanted to be a writer; when I was a three-month-old foetus a pen formed in my hand and I began to scratch my first story on the inside of my mother's womb.' I started later, in my early twenties. ↗

— Harlan Coben

#began #early #first #formed #hand

I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratching the surface.
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— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #funny #humor #itch #itching