#shirt

Mainly it's the parents who remember me. But the kids today, what they do is go and Google you. A lot of them turn up and they know everything about me. They say: 'You scored 346 goals' or 'You wore the No9 shirt for Liverpool.' ↗

— Ian Rush

#everything #go #goals #google #kids

The combination of a blazer over any T-shirt with a pair of jeans is foolproof. ↗

— Ryan Seacrest

#blazer #combination #foolproof #jeans #over

I'm going to make this T-Shirt up saying, 'you can either be right or be happy.' ↗

— Seal

#either #going #happy #i #make

Sometimes I feel like putting on a blazer with just a T-shirt. ↗

— Big Sean

#feel #i #i feel #i feel like #just

Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. ↗

— David Sedaris

#day #doing #get #i #iron

I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!' ↗

— Jason Segel

#fatty #girly #hey #i #leaned

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#biggest #body #get #got #how

Maybe I should drive a hybrid. I do have a shirt that says, 'Go Green.' ↗

— Amanda Seyfried

#go #green #hybrid #i #i do

When I was a young boy I wanted to play for Newcastle United, I wanted to wear the number nine shirt and I wanted to score goals at St James' Park. I've lived my dream and I realise how lucky I've been to have done that. ↗

— Alan Shearer

#boy #done #dream #goals #how

Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt. ↗

— Navjot Singh Sidhu

#his #man #naked #offers #shirt