#shoes

There are countless artists whose shoes I am not worthy to polish - whose prints would not pay the printer. The question of judgment is a puzzling one. ↗

— Maxfield Parrish

#artists #countless #i #i am #judgment

Women have this obsession with shoes. ↗

— Alexandra Paul

#obsession #shoes

Above all, believe in true love and know that men are like shoes. A couple is like a left and a right foot, and out there is your perfect fit. Sometimes you need to change styles and shop around to find it. Sometimes you have to break styles in, sometimes you feel like something that is unstylish but comfortable, and sometimes a style - as much as you like - just doesn't suit you and will never fit. ↗

— Camilla Morton

#shoes #change

The police have asked for my help. There's been a murder." "A murder! Oh, my. Let me just change my shoes," Evie said excitedly. "It won't be a minute. ↗

— Libba Bray

#murder #shoes #change

I had a dream about you last night. We started a shoe company, and a competitor (probably someone from Nike) attacked you, so I had to stab them in the throat with a shoelace. I guess it would have been better to use that shoelace to strangle them. 
 ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#competition #competitor #dream #dreams #night

Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes. ↗

— Chris Rock

#women #food

Not every man has shoes, so reduce the number of shoes at your home till every man has at least one! ↗

— Mehmet Murat ildan

#home

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using? ↗

— Steven Wright

#humor #shoes #humor

.. its not so much about the shoes, but the person wearing them ↗

— Adriana Trigiani

#life

Not every woman is obsessed with shoes. But every woman is more obsessed with shoes than her husband is (although that's not too difficult to accomplish, since your husband has exactly two pairs--black shoes that are ten years old and barely broken in and sneakers that are so dirty they classify as a biohazard). ↗

— Peter Scott

#marriage #shoes #marriage