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I prefer to sing in the shower vs. the car. The shower is just steam, you know, its just you, and nature, and no clothing. You know, there's nothing separating you. It's just you, and the voice - you, and the water. ↗


— Jacob Lusk


#clothing #i #just #know #nature

I sing both in my shower and in my car, mostly in my car, because I have this weird thing - whenever I'm singing to the radio - my friends kind of hate it - but I pick out the harmonies in my head, and I'm singing the harmonies to the tracks and I'm jamming it out. ↗


— Paul McDonald


#both #car #friends #harmonies #hate

They, astounded at the flash of the armor, and the swiftness of the charge, and attacked by showers of arrows and missiles, half naked as they were, never stopped to resist but gave way. ↗


— Arrian


#arrows #astounded #attacked #charge #flash

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering. ↗


— Yakov Smirnoff


#american women #doing #dream #i #like

I rode my horse to the saloon, but it was out of business. The cowboy I spoke with said the bartender served the saloon’s last drink on March 5th, 1882. Guess I shouldn’t have taken so long to shower and get ready. Ah, but that’s life, no?
 ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#bartender #cowboy #life #saloon #shower

I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub can hold that many people.
 ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#bathtub #choir #kinky #music #musical

I saw a bottle of conditioner the other day that said, "Family Size," and I thought, That's odd, I didn't know too many families showered together. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#family-size #funny #humor #risiculous #shower

I have the soul of a singer and do splendidly in the shower but the world will never hear it. Basically, I'm the only Irish person who can't carry a tune. ↗


— Roma Downey


#carry #hear #i #irish #never

I at once commenced the ascent through a shower of arrows. ↗


— George Crook


#ascent #commenced #i #once #shower

I was bitten by a brown recluse spider. It got me as I was coming out of the shower. I'd never seen that kind of spider before, I'm from Canada and we don't get those types up there. ↗


— Elisha Cuthbert


#bitten #brown #canada #coming #get






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