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#sleeping

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I had a dream about you. You were crying, and I couldn’t tell if it was because you were sad or because you’d been laughing too hard. So I decided to find out by telling you that I’d just heard from the cops, and your mother had been murdered. Before I got to the punch line you started sobbing in a different manner, so I realized you’d been laughing earlier. By that time the mood had changed, and I decided it best not to deliver the punch line after all. So I sat down next to you and put my arm around you and tried to console you for your perceived loss. 



Dora J. Arod


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered if we should drink them, or throw them back because they were babies.



Dora J. Arod


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

To be always intending to make a new and better life but never to find time to set about it is as to put off eating and drinking and sleeping from one day to the next until you're dead.


Og Mandino


#always #better #better life #day #dead

When assaulted by sexual knowledge for the first time, a girl plunges into a period of blackness, which is required in order to let her emotions catch up with her body. Sleeping Beauty sleeps. Cinderella waits, and while she waits she works her way through the darkness of depression. Snow White both works and sleeps before she is ready to open her eyes and find a Prince leaning over her.


Joan Gould


#fairy-tales #girls #puberty #sexuality #sleep

My Love wakes in a puddle of sunlight. Her hands asleep beside her. Her hair draped on the lawn like a mantle of cloth. I give her my troth, for our love is whole I sing her beauty in my soul


Roman Payne


#beauty #eden #eve #inspiration #love

I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.


Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

Oftentimes I felt ridiculous giving my seal of approval to what was in reality such a natural thing to do, sort of like reinventing the wheel and extolling its virtues. Had parents' intuition sunk so low that some strange man had to tell modern women that it was okay to sleep with their babies?


William Sears


#co-sleeping #earthy #parenting #death

What I'm mostly good at is sleeping, he once told me in confidence, but he added, I don't see much future in it.


Brian Andreas


#sleeping #story-people #humor

We live in an era that sleeping with an individual is easier than loving.


M.F. Moonzajer


#loving #sleeping #love

There's a strange sensation - you recall it from childhood - about sleeping in the afternoon. You rise into a different world from the one in which you lay down. The shadows have been rearranged. There's a sensation of sad sweetness, as if something has been overlooked. I used to feel it coming out of the movies just before dinnertime, after the matinee. How, I wondered, did Broadway actors face it, this bittersweet sense of time's slipping past.


Jacquelyn Mitchard


#movies






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