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#sleeping

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #sleeping




Through the night we drove in a tangle of waking and sleeping, nightmares from hell and holy white dreams. ↗


— Glenda Millard


#drove #hell #holy #night #nightmares

I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple ↗


— Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog. ↗


— Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive. ↗


— Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You spoke to me. That’s how I knew it was only a fantasy. My mumbled response was too logical for me to be asleep. ↗


— Bauvard


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of ourselves try to make all the same mistakes we did. ↗


— Michael Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream. ↗


— Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. ↗


— Erma Bombeck


#because #bed #blanket #children #crooked

There's a strange sensation - you recall it from childhood - about sleeping in the afternoon. You rise into a different world from the one in which you lay down. The shadows have been rearranged. There's a sensation of sad sweetness, as if something has been overlooked. I used to feel it coming out of the movies just before dinnertime, after the matinee. How, I wondered, did Broadway actors face it, this bittersweet sense of time's slipping past. ↗


— Jacquelyn Mitchard


#movies

You smell heavenly. I slept on your side of your side of the bed because your pillow smells of you. ↗


— E.L. James


#pillow #sleeping #heaven






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