#sleeping

When I found him lying in the ditch holding a shovel, I thought he was sleeping on the job. Turns out he was being even lazier, and he was in fact dead. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#death #ditch #find #found #job

To go to bed at night in Madrid marks you as a little queer. For a long time your friends will be a little uncomfortable about it. Nobody goes to bed in Madrid until they have killed the night. Appointments with a friend are habitually made for after midnight at the cafe. ↗

— Ernest Hemingway

#night #sleeping-at-night #death

We were hooked when we woke. We had arms for each other. But I yearned to resume My dreams of another. ↗

— Roman Payne

#affairs #betrayal #dreams #nocturnal #poetry

I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality instead ↗

— Michael Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We were fishing in the Utah desert. You caught a dinosaur, but due to Federal regulations, we had to release the bones so Ted Kennedy could drive back to the cemetery, drunk.
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— Jarod Kintz

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. We were plug sockets in the bedroom. We saw only a short part of their day, but we knew everything of it. ↗

— Michael Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

Through the night we drove in a tangle of waking and sleeping, nightmares from hell and holy white dreams. ↗

— Glenda Millard

#drove #hell #holy #night #nightmares

I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple ↗

— Nicole McKay

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog. ↗

— Amy Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive. ↗

— Nicole McKay

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships