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I had a dream about you. You were you, but you were many—a multitude of mannequins, each named Manny. And I was me, but I was Dark Jar Tin Zoo, and as such I made love to you—all of you. Then I woke up alone, naked, cuddling a mannequin I named after you who smells like you, because I spray it with the same fragrance you used to wear. Is that crazy? No, I didn’t think so either. 



Dora J. Arod


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We were traveling in your car. You were driving, and I was securely fastened by ropes and duct tape in the trunk. I tried telling you my family has no money, but you had to find out the hard way.



Jarod Kintz


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You were a floating blue blob, and I was a painter in a spacesuit floating through the cosmos trying to catch you and imprison you in my painting. I really need to dream more, because that sounds too much like Tuesday nights at Albino Al’s to be considered fantasy. 



Dora J. Arod


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I was very influenced by The Magic Mountain. It's a book that had a huge impact on me. I loved that as a shape for a novel: put a bunch of people in a beautiful place, give them all tuberculosis, make them all stay in a fur sleeping bag for several years and see what happens.


Ann Patchett


#beautiful #beautiful place #book #bunch #fur

For eight years, I was sleeping with the president, and if that doesn't give you special access, I don't know what does!


Nancy Reagan


#does #eight #give #i #know

When you guys are sleeping at night, I am out there working.


Yohan Blake


#guys #i #i am #night #out

I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.


Ben Stein


#car #i #i love #love #more

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#funny #humor #intense #intensity #love

Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleeping. 



Jarod Kintz


#pet #pets #sleep #sleeping #business

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.


Michael Summers


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