#sleeping

I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#dreams #funny #humor #life #sleeping

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. ↗

— Dave Barry

#circumstances #never #night #pill #same

They're like sleeping in a soft bed. Easy to get into and hard to get out of. ↗

— Johnny Bench

#easy #get #hard #into #like

I feel good now. I've gained all my weight back after getting stoned for three weeks and not eating and not sleeping much. I've been coming by my mom's and eating food. ↗

— Marc Wallice

#back #been #coming #eating #feel

It's like Samson and Delilah: watch your back, because trouble could be the person you're sleeping with. ↗

— Elizabeth Wurtzel

#because #could #like #person #sleeping

A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two things. There will be sleeping enough in the grave. ↗

— Benjamin Franklin

#grave #laziness #leisure #life #sleeping

I don't like sleeping in a bed. ↗

— James Franco

#i #like #sleeping

I would have gone to law school, or gotten a psychology degree. I wasn't interested in sleeping on a futon forever. And what happened is I walked into auditions, and I had nothing to lose, because I had a backup plan. ↗

— Julianna Margulies

#backup #because #degree #forever #gone

I would be a terrible person to be in a relationship with because I'm either sleeping or at the theater. ↗

— Haley Joel Osment

#either #i #person #relationship #sleeping

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. ↗

— Emo Philips

#alone #i #night #other #sleeping