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#sleeping

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #sleeping




You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense.


Jane Pauley


#look #sleeping #tense #you

The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams.


Tupac Shakur


#dreams #man #only #sleeping #the only thing

I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.


Ben Stein


#car #i #i love #love #more

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#funny #humor #intense #intensity #love

Once we have accepted the story we cannot escape the story's fate.


P.L. Travers


#fairytales #sleeping-beauty #beauty

…I had seen the princess and let her lie there unawakened, because the happily ever after was so damnably much work.


Orson Scott Card


#lost-opportunity #princess #sleeping-beauty #too-hard #beauty

Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleeping. 



Jarod Kintz


#pet #pets #sleep #sleeping #business

I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shouldn’t have cried so hard, because with all my sobbing, I ended up waking it up.



Jarod Kintz


#cry #crying #death #sleeping #sob

When I found him lying in the ditch holding a shovel, I thought he was sleeping on the job. Turns out he was being even lazier, and he was in fact dead. 



Jarod Kintz


#death #ditch #find #found #job

To go to bed at night in Madrid marks you as a little queer. For a long time your friends will be a little uncomfortable about it. Nobody goes to bed in Madrid until they have killed the night. Appointments with a friend are habitually made for after midnight at the cafe.


Ernest Hemingway


#night #sleeping-at-night #death






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