#sleeping

I get a lot done considering I spend half my day sleeping. ↗

— Robert Rodriguez

#day #done #get #half #i

In the U.S., they just want to know who you're sleeping with. ↗

— Susan Sarandon

#know #sleeping #want #who #you

You guys ask really long questions. In the U.S., they just want to know who you're sleeping with. ↗

— Susan Sarandon

#guys #just #know #long #questions

I'm not sleeping with all the women I appear with. ↗

— Ringo Starr

#i #not sleeping #sleeping #women

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late. ↗

— Elizabeth Jane Howard

#sleeping-in #humor

I had a dream about you last night. The best day of my life was when I taught you how to juggle, but the best day of yours was when you taught someone else. ↗

— Michael Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We were babysitting for a family of mannequins, and we were arguing over what to feed them. You wanted to feed them organic food, but I said, “Why waste real food on fake people?” In the end you agreed, and we served them a genetically modified dinner.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

It's amazing to me that people have any interest in such a low-level sex scandal. If I were sleeping with a congressman, maybe, but I'm a nobody and the people I'm writing about are nobodies. ↗

— Jessica Cutler

#amazing #any #congressman #i #interest

I'd like to introduce someone who has just come into my life. I've admired him for 35 years. He's someone who represents integrity, honesty, art, and on top of that stuff I'm actually sleeping with him. ↗

— Shirley MacLaine

#admired #art #come #him #honesty

I know that my fans want to know who I'm sleeping with, but it's really none of their business. ↗

— Diana Ross

#fans #i #know #none #really