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#sleeping

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #sleeping




I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#funny #humor #intense #intensity #love

Once we have accepted the story we cannot escape the story's fate.


P.L. Travers


#fairytales #sleeping-beauty #beauty

We were hooked when we woke. We had arms for each other. But I yearned to resume My dreams of another.


Roman Payne


#affairs #betrayal #dreams #nocturnal #poetry

I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality instead


Michael Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We were fishing in the Utah desert. You caught a dinosaur, but due to Federal regulations, we had to release the bones so Ted Kennedy could drive back to the cemetery, drunk.



Jarod Kintz


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. We were plug sockets in the bedroom. We saw only a short part of their day, but we knew everything of it.


Michael Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

Through the night we drove in a tangle of waking and sleeping, nightmares from hell and holy white dreams.


Glenda Millard


#drove #hell #holy #night #nightmares

I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple


Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog.


Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.


Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships






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