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#sleeping

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Mass narcolepsy is one of the more fortunate side effects of profundity. It ensures everyone will have a singular awareness of life that won’t overlap with yours.


Bauvard


#humor #narcolepsy #profundity #sleeping #funny

Do you see what I see? And can you hear what I hear? Do you feel what I feel? (Can't stop Sleeping Awake) Do you see what I see? And can you hear what I hear? Do you feel like I feel? (Can't stop Sleeping Awake)


P.O.D. Payable On Death


#metal #music #sleeping-awake #death

I had a dream about you. We were babysitting for a family of mannequins, and we were arguing over what to feed them. You wanted to feed them organic food, but I said, “Why waste real food on fake people?” In the end you agreed, and we served them a genetically modified dinner.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.


Shirley Conran


#couches #housekeeping #inspirational #rest #resting

I never thought of stopping, and I just hated sleeping. I can't imagine having a better life.


Barbara McClintock


#better life #hated #having #i #imagine

The fact that I'm sleeping with the director may have something to do with it.


Frances McDormand


#fact #i #may #sleeping #something

I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.


Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them.


Michael Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world’s best ventriloquist.


Michael Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. We went to the store cupboard to make out, but we ended up sharing our pain and then crying together. We wasn't prepared for this level of intimacy.


Michael Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships






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