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I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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I had a dream about you. You suggested to split the profits, so I did. I threw one half in the furnace to power the steam engine, and the other half in the air to distract our pursuers. ↗

— Bauvard

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I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester Stallone's sneer as pants, but his lips were saggy on your legs, so you had to wear a mustache as a belt.
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— Dora J. Arod

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I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine. ↗

— Amy Summers

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I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future. ↗

— Amy Summers

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I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror. ↗

— Amy Summers

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I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life you like the dream you? Answer this question: If Paul Krugman and Ben Bernanke were about to die, and they only had 59 seconds left, and you could only save one, would you take a minute to think it over?

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— Jarod Kintz

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I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer, guitar player, saxophonist, harpist, violinist, bassist, cellist, harmonica player, pianist, and drummer. Oh, and I played the trumpet. And you, you had the important role—you played air guitar. I feel this dream accurately reflects me as an unselfish person, willing to stand in the shade so someone else might enjoy the spotlight and get all the glory. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. ↗

— Amy Summers

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I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater. ↗

— Amy Summers

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