#sleeping

I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive. ↗

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You spoke to me. That’s how I knew it was only a fantasy. My mumbled response was too logical for me to be asleep. ↗

— Bauvard

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of ourselves try to make all the same mistakes we did. ↗

— Michael Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream. ↗

— Amy Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#because #bed #blanket #children #crooked

The ‘Muse’ is not an artistic mystery, but a mathematical equation. The gift are those ideas you think of as you drift to sleep. The giver is that one you think of when you first awake. ↗

— Roman Payne

#artistic #creativity #equations #gifts #ideas

What I'm mostly good at is sleeping, he once told me in confidence, but he added, I don't see much future in it. ↗

— Brian Andreas

#sleeping #story-people #humor

We live in an era that sleeping with an individual is easier than loving. ↗

— M.F. Moonzajer

#loving #sleeping #love

I like cream and sugar in my sleep. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#sleep #sleeping #change

I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald. ↗