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#sleeping

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You guys ask really long questions. In the U.S., they just want to know who you're sleeping with.


Susan Sarandon


#guys #just #know #long #questions

I had a dream about you. We were on a bench next to the ocean eating melted chocolate out the belly of a beached whale. I said, “Isn’t this romantic?” and you either silently burped or the stench of decomposition wafted up to my nose, but either way I got the sense that either of those scents couldn’t have been a more appropriate reply. 



Dora J. Arod


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.


Davy Jones


#around #being #disorderly #drunk #expect

Groping blindly in the darkness, he sank between the white mounds of cool feathers and slept as he fell, across the bed or with his head downward, pushing deep into the softness of the pillows, as if in sleep he wanted to drill through, to explore completely, that powerful massif of feather bedding rising out of the night.


Bruno Schulz


#dreams #rest #restless-sleepers #sleep #sleeping

I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.


Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

Upon the lips of babes asleep I saw light embracing light and so allowed my syllables to rest there as a prayer they might sing in their dreams...


Aberjhani


#dreams #faith #light #prayer #praying-mind

When animators weren't sleeping, they were drinking.


Joseph Barbera


#drinking #sleeping #were #weren

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.


Mark Twain


#except #exercise #i #never #resting

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.


Mark Twain


#make #never #rule #sleeping #smoke

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up.


Daphne Zuniga


#go #i #i love #love #men






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