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#sleeping

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I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality instead


Michael Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We were fishing in the Utah desert. You caught a dinosaur, but due to Federal regulations, we had to release the bones so Ted Kennedy could drive back to the cemetery, drunk.



Jarod Kintz


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. We were plug sockets in the bedroom. We saw only a short part of their day, but we knew everything of it.


Michael Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. We moved into a cabin in the countryside. I couldn't handle the spiders. You couldn't handle my drama. I moved back to the city.


Michael Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

Who worries for dying? If I close my eyes tonight, I will either dream, or not, or my eyes will open and I will be here again. And if none of those happen, and I do not wake? Who worries for dying?


Roman Payne


#dreams #dying #roman-payne #sleeping #death

Sleeping on it didn't make accepting it any easier. It seemed like a really bad dream.


Abbi Glines


#heartache #reality #sleeping #dreams

What I'm mostly good at is sleeping, he once told me in confidence, but he added, I don't see much future in it.


Brian Andreas


#sleeping #story-people #humor

We live in an era that sleeping with an individual is easier than loving.


M.F. Moonzajer


#loving #sleeping #love

I like cream and sugar in my sleep.


Jarod Kintz


#sleep #sleeping #change

Lay down Your tired & weary head my friend. We have wept too long Night is falling And you we are only sleeping We have come to this journey's end It's time for us to go To meet our friends Who beckon us To jump again From across a distant sky A C-130 comes to carry us Where we shall all wait For the final green light In the light of The pale moon rising I see far on the horizon Into the world of night and darkness Feet and knees together Time has ceased But cherished memories still linger This is the way of life and all things We shall meet again You are only sleeping.


José N. Harris


#death #death-of-a-loved-one #paratroopers #silence #sleep






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