#sleeping

I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered if we should drink them, or throw them back because they were babies.
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— Dora J. Arod

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. ↗

— Shirley Conran

#couches #housekeeping #inspirational #rest #resting

I never thought of stopping, and I just hated sleeping. I can't imagine having a better life. ↗

— Barbara McClintock

#better life #hated #having #i #imagine

The fact that I'm sleeping with the director may have something to do with it. ↗

— Frances McDormand

#fact #i #may #sleeping #something

I know that my fans want to know who I'm sleeping with, but it's really none of their business. ↗

— Diana Ross

#fans #i #know #none #really

Get over jet-lag quickly. I think a lot of people waste the first few days sleeping in the wrong time zone. Sometimes I take melatonin but at other times a glass of wine will do it. ↗

— Jane Seymour

#few #first #get #glass #i

I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them. ↗

— Michael Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world’s best ventriloquist. ↗

— Michael Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. We went to the store cupboard to make out, but we ended up sharing our pain and then crying together. We wasn't prepared for this level of intimacy. ↗

— Michael Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. I was sitting on your couch, relating my succession of ideas on subconscious influence. I asked you what they meant, and you told me that free associations were a bad way to advance my political career. ↗

— Bauvard

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships