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Attacking a provincial lord in his manor house, surrounded by guards...Honestly, Kell, I'd nearly forgotten how foolhardy you can be. "Foolhardy?" Kelsier asked with a laugh. "that wasn't foolhardy - that was just a small diversion. You should see some of the things I'm planning to do! Dockson stood for a moment then he laughed too. "By the Lord Ruler, it's good to have you back, kell! I'm afraid I've grown rather boring during the last few years" "We'll fix that" Kelsier promised. ↗


— Brandon Sanderson


#dockson #dox #foolhardy #funny #getting-boring

Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle ↗


— Josh Stern


#humor-funny-absurd #me #need #reason #women

And Flock Rule Number Two is, Don't argue with Max or you'll live to regret it." I spun and stomped out to the clearing, turning back for one last jab at Dylan. "And by the way, you clearly DON'T know me better than Fang does. Do you see Fang arguing with me? No, you do not." Fang rolled his eyes. ↗


— James Patterson


#humor #james-patterson #maximum-ride #humor

The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#philosophy #terry-pratchett #wintersmith #humor

Do you find this...distracting? ↗


— Suzanne Collins


#finnick #humor #humor

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin ↗


— Bill Watterson


#calvin #calvin-and-hobbes #funny #song #funny

It’s all about control. Control is illusory. No matter what university you go to, no matter what degree you hold, if your goal is to become master of your own destiny, you have more to learn. Parkinson’s is a perfect metaphor for lack of control. Every unwanted movement in my hand or arm, every twitch that I cannot anticipate or arrest, is a reminder that even in the domain of my own being, I am not calling the shots. I tried to exert control by drinking myself to a place of indifference, which just exacerbated the sense of miserable hopelessness. ↗


— Michael J. Fox


#improvement #parkinson-s #funny

She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny. ↗


— Elizabeth Gaskell


#funny-and-random #mothers #names #sobriquet #sons

You know its funny how freedom can make us feel contained ↗


— Foster the People


#freedom

We may have been like needles in a hay stack, but they were like needles . . . in a stack of needles ↗


— D.J. MacHale


#funny






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