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I wouldn't call myself a standup in the presence of Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock, but I do my share of it and it has been and remains part of my activity and I like it.


Alan Thicke


#been #call #chris #chris rock #i

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.


Carlos Alazraqui


#college #comedy #doing #get #get a real

The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so.


Shelley Berman


#carnegie #carnegie hall #concert #first #hall

You know, I guess there's enough information out there to support that I'm a crazy, wild dude and rock and roll and this, that and the other. And there's enough information to support that, you know, I'm a single father, that, you know, has been a pretty standup guy in his community and pretty private about that stuff. But it's on both sides.


Kid Rock


#been #both #both sides #community #crazy

I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it is my job to make sure the majority of people laugh, and I believe that comedy is the last true form of free speech.


Jeff Dunham


#blacks #christians #comedy #comic #elderly

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.


Dane Cook


#different #done #had #i #never

I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired.


Marc Maron


#acquired taste #always #been #handful #i

A weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My standup isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter and Face book, everything is universal that everything everybody says gets seen.


Colin Quinn


#awareness #book #else #everybody #everything

NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise.


Leonard Maltin


#brian #comic #disguise #nbc #standup

My wife and I take what we call our Friday comedy day off. We watch standup comics on TV. The raunchier the better. We love Eddie Izzard.


Gene Hackman


#call #comedy #comics #day #eddie






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