#stickers

Witty sayings don’t grow on bumpers the way babies do. I was raised by a single rush hour.
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— Jarod Kintz

#baby #bumper-stickers #cars #family #funny

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. ↗

— David Cross

#bumper #corner #hate #i #paint

I love the idea of the teachings of Jesus Christ and the beautiful stories about it, which I loved in Sunday school and I collected all the little stickers and put them in my book. But the reality is that organised religion doesn't seem to work. It turns people into hateful lemmings and it's not really compassionate. ↗

— Elton John

#beautiful #book #christ #collected #compassionate

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.' ↗

— Demetri Martin

#bumper sticker #hang #hey #i #like

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins. ↗

— David Cross

#cover #each #first #get #just

No, I don't autograph blank slips, checks, or stickers, and certainly no books without me in them. ↗

— Jack L. Chalker

#blank #books #certainly #checks #i

Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need. ↗

— Solomon Ortiz

#friends #give #got #mean #more