#ten

That whole thing about, 'Hey, ex-catchers are the best managers.' Listen, pitching coaches have some brains, too. Sometimes they're not all there, but sometimes they are. ↗

— Don Cooper

#best #brains #coaches #hey #listen

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone. ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#dreamt #gone #i #last #last night

I'm going to become the best-remembered artist of my generation by staying away from the party as often as possible. That way, people will remember me, not because I was great, but because I didn't cause them any later embarrassment. ↗

— Julian Cope

#artist #away #because #become #cause

Making music has gotten easier; selling it has gotten harder. Making music has been democratized, but the market is in the hands of fascists. ↗

— Stewart Copeland

#easier #fascists #gotten #hands #harder

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show. ↗

— Rob Corddry

#daily show #feeling #i #should #show

I did not deal well with the politicians. I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap, that they are full of crap. ↗

— Robert Crandall

#deal #did #full #i #people

Fancy your having no sunshine in London yesterday! Here it was glorious, like full summer, and I sat up with the window wide open, listening to the discourse of two amorous thrushes. ↗

— Marie Corelli

#discourse #fancy #full #glorious #having

In the tenth century the old Batavian and later Roman forms have faded away. ↗

— John Lothrop Motley

#century #faded #forms #later #old

I find it difficult to attend autopsies. Especially the smells. ↗

— Patricia Cornwell

#difficult #especially #find #i #smells

Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing. ↗

— Andrea Corr

#bad #bad thing #culture #drink #drinking