#th

'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.' ↗

— Mason Cooley

#ghetto #liberal #roots #stay #version

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there. ↗

— Dane Cook

#emotion #every #into #itself #other

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations. ↗

— Dane Cook

#anyone #anything #benefit #else #exceed

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. ↗

— Dane Cook

#funny #make #say #tact #then

I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad. ↗

— Dane Cook

#born #bred #feel #feels #himself

I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game. ↗

— Dane Cook

#enjoy #game #get #guy #i

Faith moves mountains, but you have to keep pushing while you are praying. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#keep #mountains #moves #praying #pushing

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments. ↗

— Dane Cook

#hope #moments #rebirth

When something's good, I'm not an over-celebrator. ↗

— Dane Cook

#i #something

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh. ↗

— Dane Cook

#crowd #i #i can #just #laugh