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That will be her undoing," gasped Artemis, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. "Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.


Eoin Colfer


#artemis-fowl-the- #funny

It’s a sort of furtiveness … Like we were a generation of furtive. You know, with an inner knowledge there’s no use flaunting on that level, the level of the ‘public’, a kind of beatness – I mean, being right down to it, to ourselves, because we all really know where we are – and a weariness with all the forms, all the conventions of the world … It’s something like that. So I guess you might say we’re a beat generation.


Jack Kerouac


#beat-generation #jack-kerouac #mind #self #self-awareness

I want to know what it’s like to feel affection, compassion, kindness. I want to touch a wimp. But just a light brush against the clothes.


Benson Bruno


#humor #sympathy #funny

There are several theories on sex and all of them are lies.


Santosh Kalwar


#lies #sex #theories #funny

Dwarfs were not a naturally religious species, but in a world where pit props could crack without warning and pockets of fire damp could suddenly explode they'd seen the need for gods as the sort of supernatural equivalent of a hard hat. Besides, when you hit your thumb with an eight-pound hammer it's nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down with their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout, "Oh, random-fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!" or "Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!


Terry Pratchett


#funny #humour #religion #funny

Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife


Ruth Downie


#ruth-downie #terra-incognita #valens #funny

Seven smirked as he walked back over to me. "I gave you catharsis last night. Twice.


T.J. Klune


#catharsis #funny #humor #funny

Walking down the beach alone at night when my headband flashlight has run out of batteries, and hearing sailors’ cries for help as their boats run up against the rocky coastline, and then getting a ticket from a policeman for improper lighthouse navigation behavior


Benson Bruno


#funny-and-random #lighthouse #shipwreck #funny

You are not showing her my baby pictures!” He sounded horrified, which made me laugh. “Come on, Evan,” I teased with a laughing smile, “you were adorable.


Rebecca Donovan


#baby-pictures #breathing #emma-thomas #evan-mathews #funny

It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you, Hazel Grace


John Green


#best-book-ever #cute #funny #humour #john-green






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