#th

She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string. ↗

— Tai Odunsi

#greek #greek-mythology #humor #olympians #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians

Observe him, for the love of mockery ↗

— William Shakespeare

#twelfth-night #humor

Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin. ↗

— Sergei Lukyanenko

#anton-gorodetsky #beer #humor #humor

Thinking is the most overrated human activity. ↗

— Wendell Berry

#humor #thought #humor

What's a fracking Cylon? ↗

— Kevin Hearne

#stating-the-obvious #humor

Topaz was wonderfully patient - but sometimes I wonder if it is not only patience, but also a faint resemblance to cows. ↗

— Dodie Smith

#i-capture-the-castle #humor

It felt like my teeth were sweating. Eoin Colfer's The Legend of Spud Murphy ↗

— Eoin Colfer

#teeth #humor

Seriously, Jack, I think you might be the only guy in this city who hasn’t read his stuff. Collin McCann is like the Carrie Bradshaw of Chicago men.” “You mean Terry Bradshaw,” Jack corrected. “No, Carrie,” Wilkins repeated. “You know, Sarah Jessica Parker. Sex and the City.” A silence fell over the room as Collin and Jack stared at Wilkins, seriously fearing for the fate of men. ↗

— Julie James

#fbi #funny #humor #julie-james #men

Fate is a fickle bitch who dotes on irony.” The Black Company pg 447 ↗

— Glen Cook

#the-black-company #humor

There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label ↗

— Josh Stern

#ingredients #label #truth #wine #humor