#toast

They don't need a lawyer, they need a toastmaster. ↗

— Edward Bennett Williams

#lawyer #need #toastmaster

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. ↗

— Steven Wright

#breakfast #during #french #i #ordered

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime. ↗

— Alfred Hitchcock

#button #everytime #like #pops #push

You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user. ↗

— Tim Cook

#going #pleasing #probably #refrigerator #things

I believe everything in moderation. But breakfast is important. I have two hard-boiled or scrambled eggs with whole-wheat toast and try to get some fruit in there. ↗

— Martina McBride

#breakfast #eggs #everything #everything in moderation #fruit

I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast. ↗

— Ethel Merman

#cup #i #kitchen #make #more

We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses. ↗

— Alan Perlis

#lisp #nests #parentheses #pens #programmer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. ↗

— Liz Phair

#american #bacon #blend #breakfast #drink

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#everything #got #no reason #reason #toaster

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. ↗

— Don Rickles

#find #funny #give #going #i