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You have to step up when your number is called. ↗

Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive. ↗

— James Patterson

#euphemisms #humor #max #maximum-ride #maxride

The American who first discovered Columbus made a bad discovery. ↗

— Georg C. Lichtenberg

#bad #columbus #discovered #discovery #first

Let me tell you who we conservatives are: we love people. When we look out over the United States of America, when we are anywhere, when we see a group of people, such as this or anywhere, we see Americans. We see human beings. We don't see groups. We don't see victims. ↗

— Rush Limbaugh

#anywhere #beings #conservatives #group #groups

Barack Obama doesn't think this country should be number one. If it were number 35 it'd be fine with him. ↗

— Rush Limbaugh

#barack obama #country #fine #him #number

The human mind always makes progress, but it is a progress in spirals. ↗

— Madame de Stael

#human #human mind #makes #mind #progress

I started out when I was about 12, playing drums. I started singing when I was about 15. ↗

— Layne Staley

#drums #i #out #playing #singing

But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings. ↗