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I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#work #humor

People as a rule do mean much more than they understand. ↗

— Glenway Wescott

#humor #intention #wisdom #humor

Minsk! How pissed-off that sounded! It was great. You could scare the bejayzus out of someone if you said it right. ↗

— Marian Keyes

#swear-words #humor

When I was a kid we played cowboys and Indians, and I always wanted to be an Indian when I grew up. ↗

— Ville Valo

#cowboys-and-indians #games #grow #humor #pursue

I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby. ↗

— Criss Jami

#belief #clever #comparison #control #crying

We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters. ↗

— Sandra Chami Kassis

#humor #ideas #mind-power #revolution #sarcasm

Sometimes it’s better to fail with pride, than to succeed at a price ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

#humour #life #philosophy #success #wisdom

The world requires me to re-write its wretched dialogue! ↗

— Richard Greenberg

#humor #writing #humor

I'd rather buy clothes then buy a bed ↗

— Christian Siriano

#clothes #humor #project #runway #humor

All I need is a badly mangled, irate sentence stalking me. ↗

— Karen Marie Moning

#writers-world #humor