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I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor? ↗

— Bill Watterson

#fair #favor #i #know #unfair

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#dots #i #my own #now #own

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#everyone #expectations #find #i #keep

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#interesting #laugh #laugh track #life #more

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! ↗

— Bill Watterson

#fog #ideas #impenetrable #inflate #inhibit

If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20 years, the people now 'grieving' for 'Calvin and Hobbes' would be wishing me dead. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#another #calvin #calvin and hobbes #dead #five

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#control #expect #life #peanut #peanut butter

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#different #discover #live #needs #ourselves

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#cereal #eat #i #milk #purple

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#count #doing #pointless #something #spend