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Read through the most famous quotes from Abigail Van Buren
If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters. ↗
— Abigail Van Buren
#few #got #place #put #sun
Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose. ↗
#golfer #lose #never #prepared #ultimatum
Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper! ↗
#got #help #like #may #pay
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. ↗
#end #fight #fire #people #up
If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires. ↗
#cost #could #experiences #millionaires #our
A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints. ↗
#hospital #museum #saints #sinners
If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders. ↗
#feet #ground #keep #put #responsibility
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room and say, "There you are" and those who say, "Here I am" ↗
#here #i #i am #into #kinds