Arthur Baer

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source. ↗

— Arthur Baer

#pipes #plumber #source #their #traces

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it. ↗

— Arthur Baer

#climb #fellow #fence #good #neighbor

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. ↗

— Arthur Baer

#blood pressure #circulating #high #high blood pressure #library

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs. ↗

— Arthur Baer

#big things #face #little #little things #only

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. ↗

— Arthur Baer

#buying #dead #dead horse #horse #like

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. ↗

— Arthur Baer

#during #his #hours #insomnia #office

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. ↗

— Arthur Baer

#laid #laws #our #would #you

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins. ↗

— Arthur Baer

#begins #impossible #justice #law #stops

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope. ↗

— Arthur Baer

#drowning #ends #helpful #man #rope

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop. ↗

— Arthur Baer

#drop #hear #pun #quiet #you