Bud Abbott

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately. ↗

— Bud Abbott

#around #flowed #haven #house #i

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water! ↗

— Bud Abbott

#even #get #head #i #now

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third. ↗

— Bud Abbott

#i #know #louis #now #second

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television? ↗

— Bud Abbott

#after #boring #costello #gets #guy

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon. ↗

— Bud Abbott

#get #hooks #into #once #pigeon

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time. ↗

— Bud Abbott

#hear #help #home #i #i do

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody. ↗

— Bud Abbott

#everybody #guys #making #many #out

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive. ↗

— Bud Abbott

#always #because #drive #driven #had

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you? ↗

— Bud Abbott

#did #fight #heard #never #team