Evan Esar

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either. ↗

— Evan Esar

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The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last. ↗

— Evan Esar

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A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. ↗

— Evan Esar

#costs #hamburger #much #name #other

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. ↗

— Evan Esar

#america #athlete #average #believes #earns

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. ↗

— Evan Esar

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